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Never gamble with a man who knows both sides of the cards.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Some cowboys got too much tumbleweed in their blood to settle down.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
To avoid temptation, yield.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
It's harder to make a banker out of a hoss thief than a hoss thief out of a banker.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Surprise is a near-sighted porcupine fallin' in love with a cactus.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Second-hand gold is as good as new.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A politician don't steal elections, he pays for 'em.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Experience is another word for mistakes.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Teeth and memory weaken with age.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Weigh words, don't count 'em.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
The cards ain't been shuffled good 'less you got a good hand.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A drunken tongue tells what's on a sober mind.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Eagles don't catch flies.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Saddle your horse before sassin' the boss.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A good drinking buddy never heard the story before.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Nerves is just a case of which end of a six-gun you happen to be lookin' at.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Don't point a gun at nobody you ain't willin' to shoot, if necessary.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Brains in the head saves blisters on the feet.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A man who looks for easy work goes to bed tired.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's