JOHN KENDRICK BANGS QUOTES III

American author and humorist (1862-1922)

In the machinery of our existence there are probably more human cogs involved, which require our own individual attention, than in any other known mechanism.

JOHN KENDRICK BANGS

From Pillar to Post


Whate'er there be of Sorrow
I'll put off till To-morrow,
And when To-morrow comes, why then
'T will be To-day and Joy again.

JOHN KENDRICK BANGS

"The Word", Songs of Cheer

Tags: sorrow


Please do not steal my kitchen stove. If you need a stove steal something else like the telephone book or that empty bottle of Woostershire Sauce standing on the parlor mantelpiece with the daisy in it, and sell them to buy a new stove with the money. I've had that stove for ten years and it has only just learned how to cook and it would be very annoying to me to have to get a new one and have to teach it how I like my potatoes done.

JOHN KENDRICK BANGS

Mollie and the Unwiseman Abroad

Tags: money


As Eve was the only cook in all Christendom at the time, the idea of not coming home to dinner never occurred to Adam.

JOHN KENDRICK BANGS

The Autobiography of Methuselah

Tags: home


By some the harbor ne'er is won,
Despite the journey well begun;
The storm besets, and ruin lies
Where yesterday were fairest skies.

JOHN KENDRICK BANGS

"The Voyage", Songs of Cheer


To take things as they be --
Thet's my philosophy.
No use to holler, mope, or cuss --
If they was changed they might be wuss.

JOHN KENDRICK BANGS

"A Philosopher", Songs of Cheer