BED QUOTES II

quotations about beds

I decided to stay in bed until noon. Maybe by then half the world would be dead and it would only be half as hard to take.

CHARLES BUKOWSKI

Pulp


The happiest part of a man's life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.

SAMUEL JOHNSON

attributed, Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides


If it's softer than ground and has a roof over it, I call it a bed.

GEORGE R. R. MARTIN

A Clash of Kings


The cool kindliness of sheets, that soon
Smooth away trouble; and the rough male kiss
Of blankets.

RUPERT BROOKE

The Great Lover


Take thou of me, sweet pillows, sweetest bed;
A chamber deaf to noise, and blind to light,
A rosy garland and a weary head.

SIR PHILIP SIDNEY

Astrophel and Stella


I lower myself onto the bed, sinking as a stone sinks, then slowly bring my legs up over the edge and lie back. Once my aching shoulders hit the mattress the ache turns sweet. Ah, the relief, the luxury of not having to bear my own weight.

LYNNE SHARON SCHWARTZ

Fatigue Artist


Whose bed have your boots been under?
And whose heart did you steal I wonder?
This time did it feel like thunder, baby?
Whose bed have your boots been under?

SHANIA TWAIN

"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"


She love de big bed, she love de big bed ay ay
Rolling, rolling, rolling in our big bed

GENERAL PUBLIC

"Big Bed"


Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.

G.K. CHESTERTON

attributed, 20,000 Quips & Quotes


We're good in bed. That used to seem like a big deal to me. But we're also good out of it, and now that seems like a bigger deal.

STEPHEN KING

It


You're not fooling anyone by taking your clothes off when you go to bed.

RICHARD BRAUTIGAN

Trout Fishing in America


All I've got is a s-s-single bed
There ain't no room for your sweet head
Now ain't it a shame you missed the last train?
'Cause all I've got is a s-s-single bed

BANANARAMA

"S-s-s-single Bed"


Daddy built it out of pine two days before the wedding
They say the neighbors cheered and hollered till his face got red
And mama brought the feather pillows and some handmade bedding
And they spent their wedding night in that big four poster bed
That night they swore like that bed their love would last forever
And they'd ask no more of life than the simple things they had
So they planed there future as they laid close together
And later I was born there in that big four poster bed

BRENDA LEE

"Big Four Poster Bed"


I love you to the moon and bed.

C.J. CARLYON

The Cherry House


The sun has gone
To bed and so must I

OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN & RICHARD RODGERS

"So Long, Farewell"


Hear a song, or watch a stage,
Leave some words upon a page,
Claim a foe, or hail a friend--
Bed awaits me at the end.

DOROTHY PARKER

The Portable Dorothy Parker


For I've been born and I've been wed--
All of man's peril comes in bed.

C.H. WEBB

Dum Vivimus Vigilamus


Besides what endless brawls by wives are bred,
The curtain lecture makes a mournful bed.

JUVENAL

The Satyrs of Decimus Junius Juvenalis and of Aulus Persius Flaccus


Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel.

SAMUEL JOHNSON

Miscellanies


it's so hard to get out of bed
with you there

PHEN WESTON

Under the Rose