CAT QUOTES V

quotations about cats

Cats are like donkeys and camels, they won't ever quite give in to human tyranny, they won't try to imitate the human soul.

RICHARD ALDINGTON

Artifex


It is a very onconvenient habit of kittens ... that, whatever you say to them, they always purr.

LEWIS CARROLL

Through the Looking Glass


Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

JOSEPH WOOD KRUTCH

The Twelve Seasons


All cats were at first wild, but were at length tamed by the industry of Mankind; it is a Beast of prey, even the tame one, more especially the wild, it being in the opinion of many nothing but a diminutive lion.

WILLIAM SALMON

The Complete English Physician


The cat lives alone. He has no need of society. He obeys only when he wishes, he pretends to sleep the better to see, and scratches everything he can scratch.

FRANCOIS RENE

attributed, The Cat Fanatic


In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods. They have never forgotten this.

ANONYMOUS


Cats are like statesmen--they prefer places to persons.

EDMUND HODGSON YATES

Two


Giving the cat a name, like marriage, is not an easy thing. Soon I experienced the selection of name for a baby, a dog, a book, a warship, a sports team, even the king, the pope or a hurricane is just child's play compared to the selection of the cat's name.

CLEVELAND AMORY

The Cat Who Came for Christmas


I've found that the way a person feels about cats--and the way they feel about him or her in return--is usually an excellent gauge by which to measure a person's character.

P.C. CAST & KRISTIN CAST

Marked


Cats are like Thoreau. You cannot explain them.

DAN SKLAR

Bicycles


Anyone who has owned many cats in long succession can define his or her life as a series of furry episodes.

ROGER CARAS

A Celebration of Cats


If dogs are like high school, cats are like a really tough Ph.D. program.

SIOBHAN ADCOCK

30 Things Everyone Should Know How to Do Before Turning 30


The uncertainty of cats has been thrown in their teeth, but to the true cat-lover this uncertainty is a most attractive trait. One may live in a house for six months with a cat and never receive from it a single kindly word or look. It will perhaps sit quietly on your lap as long as you hold it there, for it hates struggling; but the moment your vigilance is relaxed down it jumps, and licks itself carefully, as a sign that your caresses are anything but agreeable. It will purr when you go down on your knees on the hearthrug and rub it under the chin; but it is purring at itself, not you. Your hand is only a stroking machine. It is not in the least afraid of you, but in a hundred ways it shows that it has no use for your caresses, and that it would rather not be encumbered by unasked attention. Yet, suddenly, and without any cause, this very same cat will one day become, for half an hour or an hour, your dearest friend.

"The Cat in Literature,"

Living Age, vol. 217


Cats ask plainly for what they want.

WALTER SAVAGE LANDOR

Imaginary Conversations


Zoologists seem to consider the cerebration of cats and dogs about 50-50 -- but my respect always goes to the cool, sure, impersonal, delicately poised feline who minds his business and never slobbers.

H. P. LOVECRAFT

letter to E. Hoffmann Price, July 29, 1936


Beware of the night, child. All cats are black in the dark.

JEAN GENET

The Blacks


Some cats are like mystics or cloistered esthetes, finding waking life of no interest and entering it only for necessities such as eating, while others ... do not disdain the secular pastimes of hunting, lurking, and exploring.

VAL SCHAFFNER

The Algonquin Cat


A home without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat, may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove its title?

MARK TWAIN

Pudd'nhead Wilson


Cats, no less liquid than their shadows,
Offer no angles to the wind.
They slip, diminished, neat, through loopholes
Less than themselves.

A.S.J. TESSIMOND

Cats


A cat knows how to anticipate.

ROGER CARAS

A Cat Is Watching