SEX QUOTES IX

quotations about sex

A study found that couples in their sixties still having regular sex looked between five and seven years younger than those no longer having sex.

TRACEY COX

"8 health benefits of great sex", Net Doctor, September 4, 2017


Although we may get bashful about discussing it at times, sex is a vital part of life. After all, our being here is a result of the deed being done at one time or another.

KATE TAYLOR

"Scientists Say People Who Have A Lot Of Sex Are More Likely To Have An Excellent Memory", Little Things, September 18, 2017


Our interest in sex is no longer to annihilate it, but to educate it, to find civilized opportunities for its expression.

WALTER LIPPMANN

Drift and Mastery: An Attempt to Diagnose the Current Unrest

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Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.

KINGSLEY AMIS

Collected Poems

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Vacation sex. So much better than home sex. Yeah. Because ... there's no pressure on the guy. Even if he doesn't perform that well, she's still on vacation.

RAY ROMANO

stand-up routine

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Sex has to do with imagination, so the sky is the limit. If you're not doing bodily harm, why shouldn't you do what turns you on?

JACK LALANNE

interview, Playboy, 1984

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Sex can sometimes become the most horrible of tasks.

CHARLES BUKOWSKI

Notes of a Dirty Old Man


People take sex far too seriously.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA

Newsweek, July 31, 2006

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Sex is the ... tremulous and bewildering and nerve-racking and delicious and myriad-adjectived soul-condition ... generally known as love. Ninety-nine point nine repeater percent of the world's literature has been devoted to its analysis. It's therefore of some importance.

WILLIAM JOHN LOCKE

The Mountebank

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I admit I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

PHYLLIS DILLER

attributed, The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes


He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination -- but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips if it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.

TERRY PRATCHETT

The Fifth Elephant


Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

attributed, Quote Unquote: A Handbook of Quotations

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Every virtuous woman desires a husband to whom she can look for guidance and protection through this world. God has placed this desire in woman's nature. It should be respected by the stronger sex. Any man who takes advantage of this, and humbles a daughter of Eve to rob her of her virtue, and cast her off dishonored and defiled, is her destroyer, and is responsible to God for the deed.

BRIGHAM YOUNG

Journal of Discourses

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There was sex, of course.
Nakedness.
Wall to wall, in and out of my thoughts.
But when it was over it was her whispering voice I craved, and a human curled up in my arms.

MARKUS ZUSAK

Getting the Girl


Sex is like riding a tandem bicycle--not because there is a lot of pedaling, but it is a skill and requires synchronizing--and people can improve. No one can do it well the first time or without practice or maybe even without coaching. Sex is also very personalized so you and your partner have to communicate about what you do and don't like.

BRUCE Y. LEE

"Why Women Are Losing Interest In Sex After A Year", Forbes, September 16, 2017


The worst sex I've ever had has always been great.

VINCE MCMAHON

Esquire, January 2005

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I respect you ... and your views. I think of you as an equal. I respect your brains, and all those big words you like to use. But I also want to rip your clothes off and have sex with you until you scream and cry and see God.

LISA KLEYPAS

Smooth Talking Stranger

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Seen through the glow of a building orgasm, a woman seems to blaze with angelic glory.

LARRY NIVEN

Ringworld

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While make up sex is a thing, it's not the best way to go about having a relationship, getting in fights because the sex afterwards is amazing.

JOHN MCELHENNEY

"As Goes the Sex So Goes the Marriage", The Good Men Project, August 26, 2017


Sex is really only touch, the closest of all touch. And it's touch we're afraid of.

D. H. LAWRENCE

Lady Chatterley's Lover

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