WIT QUOTES V

quotations about wit

Ev'n wit's a burthen, when it talks too long.

JOHN DRYDEN

Sixth Satire of Juvenal

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Too much wit makes the world rotten.

ALFRED TENNYSON

Idylls of the King

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Some wits, too, like oracles, deal in ambiguities, but not with equal success; for though ambiguities are the first excellence of an imposter, they are the last of a wit.

EDWARD YOUNG

"Love of Fame, the Universal Passion", The Complete Works, Poetry and Prose of the Rev. Edward Young

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Wit is the capacity to fine-tune to context.

RICHARD COYNE

Mood and Mobility: Navigating the Emotional Spaces of Digital Social Networks


Wit malignantly employed is like a crackling fire that with every fresh blaze sends out sparks. Take care that you are not burnt.

JOHN THORNTON

Maxims and Directions for Youth

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Wit is well-bred insolence.

ARISTOTLE

Rhetoric

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Wit in conversation is only a readiness of thought and a facility of expression, or (in the midwives' phrase) a quick conception, and an easy delivery.

ALEXANDER POPE

"Thoughts on Various Subjects"

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Wit is the Fruitful Womb where Thoughts conceive.

DANIEL DEFOE

A Second Volume of the Writings of the Author of The True-born Englishman

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Have you summoned your wits from wool-gathering?

THOMAS MIDDLETON

The Family of Love


Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things.

JULIUS CHARLES HARE

Guesses at Truth

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I think humor is warmer, and wit is colder. Wit is judgment, whereas humor invites some sort of response.

FRAN LEBOWITZ

"In Conversation: Fran Lebowitz with Phong Bui", The Brooklyn Rail, March 4, 2014

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Quick wit is lauded by friends and foes alike.

TRISTAN HOPPER

National Post, August 17, 2015


His wit is bright, his humour attractive, but both bear the same relation to his serious genius that the mere lambent sheet-lightning playing under the edge of the summer-cloud does to the electric death-spark hid in its womb.

CHARLOTTE BRONTË

preface, Jane Eyre

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Wit, like poetry, is insusceptible of being constructed upon rules founded merely in reason. Like faith, it exists independent of reason, and sometimes in hostility to it.

CHRISTIAN NESTELL BOVEE

Intuitions and Summaries of Thought

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A clever wit is always timeless.

KATE WINGFIELD

Metro Weekly, January 14, 2016


Reader, if you are gifted with nerves like mine, aspire to any character but that of a wit.

CHARLES LAMB

"Confessions of a Drunkard", The Last Essays of Elia

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A good wit ill employed is dangerous in a commonwealth.

DEMOSTHENES

attributed, Day's Collacon


Many, affecting wit beyond their power,
Have got to be a dear fool for an hour.

GEORGE HERBERT

The Temple

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Wit, after all, is a mighty tart, pungent ingredient, and much too acid for some stomachs; but honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting.

WASHINGTON IRVING

"The Christmas Dinner", Irving's Sketch Book

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He seemeth to be most ignorant that trusteth most to his wit.

PLATO

attributed, Day's Collacon

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